it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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