just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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