that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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