Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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