On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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