So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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