just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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