If that was your dad, he is hot
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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