i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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