I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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