the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
it hurts more in the daytime
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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