i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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