Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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