got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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