Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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