Plan B is the new Plan A
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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