I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I woke up under a house in Key West
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