He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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