he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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