What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I would ride that face into the sunset
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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