This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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