Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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