dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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