im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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