Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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