I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I came so hard my ears popped.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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