we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I still have a little drunk in my system
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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