no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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