Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I could fuck to npr.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
