There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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