doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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