So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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