if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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