Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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