How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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