Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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