aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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