We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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