I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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