Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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