youre lurking in front of me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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