no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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