it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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