It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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