he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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