ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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