he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm too high and old for this...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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