I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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