If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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