is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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