I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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