yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
COCAINE IS GR8
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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