everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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