all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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