On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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